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Post by jammer66 on Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:08 pm

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Post by jammer66 on Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:55 am

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:05 pm

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:09 pm

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:11 pm

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:12 pm

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:12 pm

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:13 pm

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:14 pm

Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:21 pm

Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

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Post by Diablos on Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:38 pm

Chuck norris's Can win a poker game with a get out of jail free card a Solicitor card and a joker card


when god said let there be light chuck norris said to him "say please!"
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Post by jammer66 on Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:39 pm

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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Post by elektro on Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:36 pm

Sparky wrote:Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

haha i tried that once but i took one by one and i fell asleep on my second one. Sleep

outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris . lol!

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:35 am

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:37 am

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:39 am

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:39 am

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:40 am

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

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Post by Admin on Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:44 am

I don't want to ruin your fun, everyone, but can you stop the multiple posting?

put them in one post please!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too much to cope with ... arg!!!!!

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Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 4:18 am

I will have to ask Chuck Noris about that one Admin lol! , Its his Topic and obviously we don't want to make Chuck Norris mad happy 5 fighting

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Post by Admin on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:42 am

I am Chuck Norris.

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Post by Rose on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:47 am

nooooooooooooooooooo

I need to increase the number of my posts ! Lol

Chuck norris told me to !

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