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Re: FUN~Barney's Chuck Norris Topic

Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:25 pm

Chuck Norris told me that if you try to post more than 1 Chuck Norris fact in Chuck Norris section it actually would end life as we know it, because he would come to dtk forums and roundhouse kick us all to death lol! tongue fighting happy 5

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Post by jammer66 on Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris

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Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:35 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:35 pm

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

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Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:36 pm

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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Post by Sparky on Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:38 pm

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:06 pm

In the beginning there was Chuck Norris....then there was light.

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Post by holycow on Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:26 am

Chuck Norris travells faster than light..... in reverse

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Post by Sparky on Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:36 pm

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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Post by Sparky on Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:37 pm

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

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Post by jammer66 on Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:15 pm

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

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Post by jammer66 on Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:38 pm

Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

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Post by jammer66 on Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:22 pm

Chuck Norris found Jimmy Hoffa

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:50 am

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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Post by Diablos on Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:54 am

Chuck norris tear's cure AIDs to bad he doesn't cry
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Post by Diablos on Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:02 am

when chuck norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
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Post by jammer66 on Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:00 am

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

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Post by jammer66 on Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:09 am

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

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Post by Guest on Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:53 am

Time waits for no man.....except Chuck Norris.

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Post by Guest on Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:56 am

Word has it the Grim Reaper was visited by Chuck Norris....

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Post by jammer66 on Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:48 pm

Chuck Norris drank an entire bottle of tequila and blew a 0.

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Post by jammer66 on Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:23 am

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

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Post by System on Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:46 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Post by jammer66 on Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:40 pm

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

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Post by jammer66 on Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:34 pm

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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