Re: FUN~Barney's Chuck Norris Topic

by **Sparky** Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:25 pm

Chuck Norris told me that if you try to post more than 1 Chuck Norris fact in Chuck Norris section it actually would end life as we know it, because he would come to dtk forums and roundhouse kick us all to death lol!

by jammer66 Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:29 pm

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris

by **Sparky** Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:35 pm

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

by **Sparky** Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:35 pm

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

by **Sparky** Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:36 pm

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

by **Sparky** Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:38 pm

Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.

by Guest Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:06 pm

In the beginning there was Chuck Norris....then there was light.

by **holycow** Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:26 am

Chuck Norris travells faster than light..... in reverse

Chuck Norris has lunch with Elvis on Tuesdays ( if Chuck isnt busy)

by **Sparky** Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:36 pm

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

by **Sparky** Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:37 pm

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

by jammer66 Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:15 pm

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist, and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

by jammer66 Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:38 pm

Chuck Norris is the only person that knows how many licks it takes to get tot the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

by jammer66 Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:22 pm

Chuck Norris found Jimmy Hoffa

by **Sparky** Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:50 am

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

by **Diablos** Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:54 am

Chuck norris tear's cure AIDs to bad he doesn't cry

by **Diablos** Sun Jul 12, 2009 10:02 am

when chuck norris jumps into a swimming pool he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.

by jammer66 Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:00 am

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.

by jammer66 Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:09 am

While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.

by Guest Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:53 am

Time waits for no man.....except Chuck Norris.

by Guest Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:56 am

Word has it the Grim Reaper was visited by Chuck Norris....

by jammer66 Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:48 pm

Chuck Norris drank an entire bottle of tequila and blew a 0.

by jammer66 Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:23 am

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

by **System** Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:46 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

by jammer66 Thu Jul 16, 2009 9:40 pm

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.

by jammer66 Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:34 pm

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

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