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Post by jammer66 Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:08 pm

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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Post by jammer66 Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:55 am

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

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Post by Sparky Sun Jul 05, 2009 12:05 pm

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Post by Diablos Sun Jul 05, 2009 3:38 pm

Chuck norris's Can win a poker game with a get out of jail free card a Solicitor card and a joker card


when god said let there be light chuck norris said to him "say please!"
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Post by jammer66 Mon Jul 06, 2009 6:39 pm

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.

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Post by elektro Mon Jul 06, 2009 7:36 pm

Sparky wrote:Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

haha i tried that once but i took one by one and i fell asleep on my second one. Sleep

outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris . lol!

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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:35 am

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:37 am

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:38 am

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:39 am

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 2:40 am

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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I will have to ask Chuck Noris about that one Admin lol! , Its his Topic and obviously we don't want to make Chuck Norris mad happy 5 fighting
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Post by Rose Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:47 am

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