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FUN~Barney's Chuck Norris Topic
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FUN~Barney's Chuck Norris Topic
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck norris's Can win a poker game with a get out of jail free card a Solicitor card and a joker card
when god said let there be light chuck norris said to him "say please!"
when god said let there be light chuck norris said to him "say please!"
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
jammer66- Posts : 13
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Sparky wrote:Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
haha i tried that once but i took one by one and i fell asleep on my second one.
outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris .
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There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
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I don't want to ruin your fun, everyone, but can you stop the multiple posting?
put them in one post please!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too much to cope with ... arg!!!!!
put them in one post please!!!!!!!!!!!! It's too much to cope with ... arg!!!!!
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I will have to ask Chuck Noris about that one Admin , Its his Topic and obviously we don't want to make Chuck Norris mad
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nooooooooooooooooooo
I need to increase the number of my posts ! Lol
Chuck norris told me to !
I need to increase the number of my posts ! Lol
Chuck norris told me to !
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