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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???

Post by Rose on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:47 am

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???



Written by KIDS

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10


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Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???

Post by Virago on Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:19 am

Wow that Ricky is gonna be a real heartbreaker

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Post by Atomis on Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:51 am

Hahahhahahha, i think Ricky going to the wrong way with all womens but he has all time for discover that Wink .

Like a truckkkk LooooooooooooooooooooL

Pat

P.S : If i said that to my wife, i can get my suitcase and going sleep to the hotel Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

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Post by bat on Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:54 pm

If you say what? - That she is pretty ore that she lookes like a truck? - Poor Pat - is it realy that bad with her beautiness? Wink (just could not resist to say it - sry sry sry Embarassed Very Happy)

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Re: HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???

Post by Rose on Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:55 pm

I am not sure if Mrs Atomis is a Martian or not.
If she is then maybe being compared to a truck is a good thing ???

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:26 pm

Gee, wish I`d read this little tid-bit before I was married and divorced 3 times. What a Face
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Post by Atomis on Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:18 pm

Don't worry Alex, all is fine with my wife, she is perfect for me and about truck, if human compared human to vehicles, i think they are all mad and end of human wolrd is near Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink Wink
Twisted Evil mad 4 Twisted Evil mad 4 Twisted Evil mad 4 Twisted Evil mad 4 Twisted Evil



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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:04 pm

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY???

Simple - look at the mother first !

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