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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:06 am

If women want flowers why don't they just ask?

Why is it woman can tell you where you were 10 years ago and draw in detail every women you were glancing at in between?

Why do women disguise looking at men's asses so well?

Is the long rummage through the handbag before he picks up the dinner bill a form of female instinct?

Why is it women carry humongous designer handbags with nothing in while stuffing the kitchen sink into clutchbags?

Why do women chase coarse unreliable roughs and scoudrels while ignoring the strong sensitive types?

Why do women drive so slooowly yet still manage to get home before you?

Why are there no women road rage drivers?

Why do women quote "independance" and "women's liberation" while still fluttering eyelashes in the hope of avoiding a traffic violation ticket?

Why do women only allocate 1 point for any amount of flowers when you've just mugged the delivery boy for his bucket of 120 roses!

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Post by Virago on Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:56 am

You obviously haven't met me yet.....


If i want flowers i buy my own

I have no idea where you were 10 years ago and i really dont care what other women look like.

The reason you dont notice us looking at mens asses is because we don't ..... we're looking at the size of something else..... ermm try turning 180 degrees.....

I never rummage through my handbag in pretense of trying to find my purse to pay the bill .... if i'm out with a man its your job to pay....

the only reason my bag i so big is because that is the size it needs to be to carry a netbook..... and a clutch bag? why would i want a useles thing like that?

I like strong sensitive types .... the other idiot women can have guys who are gonna treat them bad and make them cry, I'll stick to being adored by a real man.

Slowly? can I show you my speeding fines? and george will tell you that woman are enraged with idiot drivers too

independence? liberation? sounds like lonliness to me....

flowers again......why do you think i need so many flowers? what am i gonna use them for? Leave them growing in a garden or the wild where they last longer and everyone can enjoy them


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Post by Guest on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:31 pm

OMG

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Post by bat on Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:56 pm

Virago wrote:

The reason you dont notice us looking at mens asses is because we don't ..... we're looking at the size of something else..... ermm try turning 180 degrees.....

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LMAO!!!

Virago wrote:

flowers again......why do you think i need so many flowers? what am i gonna use them for? Leave them growing in a garden or the wild where they last longer and everyone can enjoy them


Allmost poetic answer - Why do only women say things like this (ok guys: allmost only..) --- i love women .... ok .... not all ... but some lololol Very Happy

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Post by Rose on Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:45 am

I hate getting flowers.... why would you give a gift of something dead to someone to show that you love them ??

Would you hand over a corpse of a dog and say "i love you"???

And I have to admit that I have just received a notice of intended prosecution for speeding from the weekend I spent down near Brighton. I mean, come one, 36mph in a 30mph zone, seriously, how is that an offense ??? Damn county forces.

I have just looked at my licence and fortunately, the last 3 points I received for speeding were obtained nearly 3 years ago, lol

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Post by bat on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:48 am

Rose wrote:I hate getting flowers.... why would you give a gift of something dead to someone to show that you love them ??

Would you hand over a corpse of a dog and say "i love you"???

And I have to admit that I have just received a notice of intended prosecution for speeding from the weekend I spent down near Brighton. I mean, come one, 36mph in a 30mph zone, seriously, how is that an offense ??? Damn county forces.

I have just looked at my licence and fortunately, the last 3 points I received for speeding were obtained nearly 3 years ago, lol

Flowers are not dead, when you pick them. Ore did you expect to get this?:


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Post by Rose on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:03 am

Alex, as soon as they are picked they are dead and will slowly decay.

I hate getting flowers !!!

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Post by bat on Thu Sep 10, 2009 11:59 am

Gem, sry but they are not dead when you pick them. They even can grow and open flowers - but of corse their time is limited. - What about flowers in a pot?

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Post by Atomis on Thu Sep 10, 2009 2:15 pm

Ok lol, i think this topic is really dangerous for all, because, it's impossible to be all time ok with all and womens spirit is different than mens spirit.

Womens, i love you all but sometimes, i can't understand you but the reverse is also true so, we do just try to live together in peace and LOVE .

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:22 pm

If there is trouble "a-foot"...just remember who started it







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Post by Virago on Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:25 am

Trouble? who is in trouble?

Lighten up guys its just a bit of light hearted banter!

et Pat ... Je t'aime toujours. Tu es mon héros. bisous.

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Post by Virago on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:06 am

lol ... It is kinda like that, saves my *** in game all the time.... but where is his other hand?

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Post by Guest on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:35 pm

Lol Jim how could lile ole fluff ever be to blame?



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Would you hand over a corpse of a dog and say "i love you"???

Damn !

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Post by Atomis on Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:17 pm

Virago wrote:lol ... It is kinda like that, saves my *** in game all the time.... but where is his other hand?



Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh My Princess or they will all understand why you have that smile on your face (Martian cuddle )

I love you too

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Post by Rose on Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:47 pm

where is pat's other hand in that picture ? ?

Post your answers below ! !

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Post by bat on Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:12 am

sometimes he is nice - sometimes not


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Post by bat on Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:37 am

But did you know, that she is soul cognate with bat? Very Happy




Sry Mezi - somehow i missed your wings Wink

hmm maybe wrong thread - should be in "mezs new sign" - but anyway Cool

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Post by Virago on Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:35 pm

Talking about sigs ..... wow very nice Alex!! Nice layering and also sexy

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Post by bat on Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:50 pm

hihi - thank you Very Happy - its the one you proposed!

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:15 pm

At long last... The Men’s Guide to what a woman really means when she says something.

Pay close attention (there might be a quiz later).

You want = You want

We need = I want

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don’t want you to.

I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!

You’re ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You’re certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all you ever think about?

I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I’m on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really not going to like.

I’ll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you’re dead.]

Yes = No

No = No

Maybe = No

I’m sorry. = You’ll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it.

Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I’m not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we’re going to buy is a soap dish = It goes without saying that we’re stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and OMIGOD those pink sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook?

(The answer to "What’s wrong?")

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up

Nothing, really = It’s just that you’re such an *******

I don’t want to talk about it = Go away, I’m still building up steam


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Post by Virago on Tue Oct 20, 2009 1:42 am

hmmm whatever

Don't worry it's nothing. It's OK!

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Post by Guest on Tue Oct 20, 2009 2:05 am

Looool ! have a boquet


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