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George W. Bush

Post by bat on Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:17 pm

George W. Bush drives with his chauffeur around. Suddenly they drive over a chicken. Bush says to his chauffeur: "Let me tell it to the farmer. I am the most powerful man in the world. The farmer will understand that."

Said than done. After a minute Bush comes back running. One of his eyes is hit blue and the throusers are damaged. He sais: "Lets get off quickly!"
The two keep going.
Sunndenly they run over a pig. Bush looks scared to the chauffeur: "now you go!"

The driver goes to the farm. Bush waits 10 minutes, 20 minutes, ... After an hour, the chauffeur comes back, singing, the pockets full of money and a big ham under his arm.

Bush asks him: "What did you say to the farmer?"
The chauffeur: "Hello. I am the driver of George W. Bush. The Pig is dead!"

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Re: George W. Bush

Post by sled on Sun Sep 13, 2009 12:46 am

well I liked it

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Post by Virago on Sun Sep 13, 2009 10:05 am

it's not me I promise, the forum has autopruning....... it did it by itself ....

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Post by bat on Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:15 am

lmao - but we can post here in the graveyard!!! lolololol
Its nice in the grave! bat evil grin bat evil grin bat evil grin


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Re: George W. Bush

Post by Diablos on Sat Oct 10, 2009 8:28 am

: D I just saw that

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