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Favourite Commentator Gaffs!

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:31 am

We all have our favourite commentator gaffs mine is F1 Murray Walker:


"And now excuse me while I interrupt myself..."

"Martin Schanche's car is absolutely unique except for the one behind,
which is identical."

"Two laps to go, then the action will begin. Unless this is the
action, which it is."

"The young Ralf Schumacher has been upstaged by the teenager Jenson
Button, who is 20."

"With the race half gone there is half the race still to go."

"There's only a second between them. One. Thats how long a second is."

"And the first five places are filled by five different cars."

Lastly:..Murray: "So Bernie, in the seventeen years since you bought McLaren,
which of your many achievements do you think was the most memorable?"
Bernie Ecclestone: "Well I don't remember buying McLaren."

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:10 pm

US PGA Golf Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer)is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

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Post by Guest on Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:11 pm

....And, of course, the greatest of them all: cricket commentator Brian Johnston describing the play – “The bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willey.”

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Re: Favourite Commentator Gaffs!

Post by Rose on Tue Oct 20, 2009 3:03 am



Not quite a commentators comment but one made by a presenter of a childrens programme called Blue Peter !!

I think it came after an item on the programme that detailed how new DOOR knockers had been made for a cathedral somewhere !

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Post by bat on Tue Oct 20, 2009 8:56 am

Its not a commentator, but when i went to scool a teacher said: Chlorine gas is characterized by a greenish smell

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Re: Favourite Commentator Gaffs!

Post by Guest on Wed Oct 21, 2009 8:02 am

Lol and not forgetting "This Morning's" Fern Britain Paul Schofield Gaffs




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