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Funny Bumper stickers
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Funny Bumper stickers
Ahh, bumpers stickers– you know those things stuck to the back of an old redneck pickup truck or soccer mom’s minivan? They’re making a comeback, and here are some ideas.
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children
Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply
The next one is an accountants joke ;-)
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
STUPIDITY should be Painful
And one for Eric
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Don’t wash this vehicle – Undergoing scientific dirt test
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I Have The Body Of A God… Buddha!
Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?
Avenge Yourself – Be a problem to your children
Help wanted-telepath: you know where to apply
The next one is an accountants joke ;-)
When she told me I was average, I figured she was just being mean.
STUPIDITY should be Painful
And one for Eric
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Don’t wash this vehicle – Undergoing scientific dirt test
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Re: Funny Bumper stickers
A pessimist is an optimist with experience
I just got time, where is nothing to do?
A sweating foot comes rarely allone
Artificial intelligence is better than natural stupidity
I just got time, where is nothing to do?
A sweating foot comes rarely allone
Artificial intelligence is better than natural stupidity
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Re: Funny Bumper stickers
HMM I think that this car may belong to a divorced soccer mum
Virago- Founder
- Posts : 1447
Join date : 2009-05-29
Age : 54
Location : UK
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