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Post by Trial Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:32 am

hi all

why not reverse the Martians never their coffee ?


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Post by bat Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:12 am

Ouuu thats a difficult one ... a double negation!! I guess it means: Why do Martians allways spill their coffee? Hmmm - is it that?? Very Happy lololol --- Answer: because they are allways very nervous before a halo-game! Wink

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Post by Trial Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:02 am

the answer is: they have saucers
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Post by Virago Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:39 am

ohhh i get it! lol

can i give an English lesson? I don't want to embarrass you!
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Post by holycow Wed Sep 08, 2010 1:46 am

Lol. Nice one. all the better for the translation.

A Russian, an American, and a Martian were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Martian said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
burn up!" said the Russian.To which the Martian replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"


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Post by Trial Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:17 am

np Mez I need to learn
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Post by Trial Wed Sep 08, 2010 2:19 am

loooooooooool xd nice Mark
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Post by bat Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:09 am

Hahaa n1, Mark!
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Post by Virago Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:33 am


David I will do an explanation in the language school
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