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Post by Trial on Mon Nov 08, 2010 10:47 am

>
> Petite histoire
> > >
> > C'est un petit canard tout triste sur un lac et en train de pleurer.
> > > > > Arrive un crocodile qui lui demande :
> > > > > - Hé, canard, pourquoi pleures-tu ?
> > > > > - j'sais pas qui je suis, j' sais pas qui je suis... sniff, sniff...
> > > > > - Hé bien... t'es un canard, bien sûr, dit le crocodile, regarde, bec jaune, plumes, pattes palmées, bref, ça prouve que t'es un canard quoi !
> > > > > - Chic alors, j'suis un canard ! rétorque le petit canard tout content de savoir qui il est, et demande à son tour :
> > > > > - Dis, et toi, tu es quoi ?
> > > > > - Devine ! dit le crocodile.
> > > > > - Hum... dit le canard, il passe la tête sous l'eau et dit : pas de couilles, queue agitée, petits bras, grande gueule, court sur patte, pompes en croco... C'est toi Sarko ???


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> short story
>>>
>> It's a very sad little duck on a lake and crying.
>>>>> There comes a crocodile, which asks:
>>>>> - Hey, duck, why are you crying?
>>>>> - I dunno who I am, I know not who I am ... sniff, sniff ...
>>>>> - Well ... you're a duck, of course, "said the crocodile, look, yellow beak, feathers, webbed feet, short, it proves you're a duck what!
>>>>> - So chic, I'm a duck! replies the duck at all happy about who he is and asks in turn:
>>>>> - Say, and you, what are you?
>>>>> - Guess! said the crocodile.
>>>>> - Hum ... said the duck, he puts his head under water and said, no balls, tail rough, small arms, large mouth, short-legged, crocodile shoes ... Sarko's you??

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Post by Atomis on Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:20 am

LoooooooooooooL, Poor Mister President Rolling Eyes Wink Very Happy

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