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Post by Cookiemnstr on Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:54 pm



Ok Bat buddy, here`s the copy of the picture taken on our little trip to that resturaunt in the canyon.
Not sure why you wanted a copy though. You were in a foul mood from the time we left until the valet went to park the 4 wheeler.
I said I was sorry, what else do you want me to say?.

I never did figure out exactly what it was that made you so mad anyway. I compiled a short list and if you will tell me what it was that made you so cranky I`ll try to avoid doing it again in the future.

1. If it was the crumbs in your eyes I am sorry? But it was not my fault you left your Bat Googles at home. Anyway, I`m the Cookie monster, did you really expect me to refrian from eating on the trip there?
2. I`m sorry if some of the chocolate chips were melted and stained your cape. Not my fault it was such a warm day. Besides, why did you wear your dress-cape? I told you the place was informal. But I`ll write you a check for the drycleaning bill if you`ll give me the reciept.
3. I know the ride there was a little rough and I`m sorry about that to. But didnt I offer to let you drive like a million times? I`m a muppet you know, my eyes just kind of do thier own thing. This makes it very hard to see the pot-holes. Yelling in my ear doesnt help either! It only makes my pupils vibrate and blurs my vision even more!
4. Sorry about you having to pick up the check. But please,try to remember, I have fur. Not a high tech suit with a fancy/smancy utility belt. Do you see any pockets on me? Of course I didnt have any money. Where would I carry it? I`ll pay you back I promise. Will you take another check?


Again, I`m honestly sorry. Please find it in your heart to forgive me.
All the above being said though, I would like to make a few points if I may.

1. It doesnt matter to me what is on the menu. If there are cookies on there, thats what I`m having. Please don`t tell me that I need to try more new things. I know what I like and I will stick to it.
2. I was not constantly flirting with our waitress. That was just friendly banter. You were just jealous she was into guys with blue hair anyway.
3. In the future when we are riding double like that can you please do something about that utility belt. That thing was poking me in the back the entire way there

Thank you in advance
Your Friend

Cookie


happy 3 Hehehe....sorry buddy. Stumbled across this image the other day and couldn`t resist quickly photo shopping it into something and making up a little story. na na
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Post by Rose on Thu Jun 18, 2009 8:38 pm

And you think you are no longer mad ???? lol

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Post by Sparky on Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:55 am

OMG thats funny lol!
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Post by Virago on Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:31 am

lol

But, what i want to know is why didn't i get an invite? confused

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Post by bat on Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:38 am

Well, Mez - he had only his small jeep-thing with him ( you see it on the picture). Next time we take my landy-hog! Then there is place for 3. Wink

No need to say sorry, cookie! Alfred allready payed the bill for the food and all the dishes you destroyed and the furneture of the little restaurant that you took down and the car of the landlord that you let explode... well Rolling Eyes when i took your invitation i allready calculated this in. I never expected something other of you. But cookie, i only got mad, when you tried to eat that policeman who controled our speed. You know, me too i work for the police (ehmm ... well ... not realy - but you know, i allways dreamed to be policeman).

But now im calm and look forward to meet you for a ride. Hmm - no longer in that damn canyon. I know an old sanctuary, where we could have some fun! Here are the GPS-dates: 195.122.134.80:2302

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Dear Mr. Cookie

Please use one of our bat-suits for sanctuary - you might live a bit longer then.

Cincerly
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Re: Bat and I

Post by Virago on Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:42 am

looool

happy 5

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Sat Jun 20, 2009 7:26 am




Geewhiz, this suit is really cool!! Do you think Alfred could let it out a little more around the midsection though??
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Post by bat on Sat Jun 20, 2009 10:35 pm

lol! lol! lol!
Very nice Jim! Coool!

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Post by Sparky on Sun Jun 21, 2009 7:40 am

All them fancy gadgets on the cookie bat belt fighting2 , but no mic na na lol!

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Post by bat on Sun Jun 21, 2009 11:49 am

About the gadgets: on the left you see the mp3-player and on the right is the photocamera. The most important is the middle. There is a little place for the condoms, a towel, and my little booklet: batman for beginners Wink

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:06 pm

Thanks again Bat,

mad devil So many jokes/replies come to mind on the condoms...but I must refrain!! whistle This is afterall an open forum and still impressionable minds read these.

And Eric...I found the headset(s). Actually had 2 w/mics. The USB one doesnt seem to work at all, wonder if I have a disc somehwere??. The other I cant seem to get the mic to work. Will work on it I promise. Not so much for you though, hearing your voice and accent is not so near the motivator as Mez`s....sorry pal na na
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Post by Virago on Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:14 am

lol

Are you guys talking about me behind my back?

And my name and condoms in the same post? I'm not sure about that! lol! Laughing

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Post by bat on Tue Jun 23, 2009 1:53 am

But ... cookie ... what for do you need a condom to hear Mez's voice? geek ... ore did i missunderstand this? elephant lolololol

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:41 am

Embarassed *Blush* Embarassed
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Post by Atomis on Tue Jun 23, 2009 4:33 am

Wow, do i get jaleous about you, remember, It's MY Princess Wink Wink Wink Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

Then, If my honor to be violated mad 3 mad 3 mad 4 , I can see only one way to solve this, a little duel fighting 3 .

I leave you the choice of weapons and Server Mr Cookie , remember to book your place at the bottom of the cemetery fighting fighting lol! lol! lol!


Pat

P.S : A Martian Challenge is a very dangerous thing good luck na na lol!

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Post by Cookiemnstr on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:17 am

LMAO Pat,



hiding Oooopppsss, I`ve angered the Martian.

But since the consequences of death are just a short wait to respawn.. sick 1 (It`s not like he doesnt always kill me) I guess the fight is on na na
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Post by Atomis on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:09 am

You guess welllllll, i'm readyyyyyyyyyyy, you are deadddddddddddddddd

shoot shoot fighting fighting fighting 5 fighting 5 fighting 3 fighting 3 fighting 3 fighting 3 fighting 3

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post by Virago on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:32 am

lol

happy 5

party 1 go martian go

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Post by Rose on Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:46 am

beep beep beep beeeeeeep

and you're back in the game !!!!!

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