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martian jokes
hi all
why not reverse the Martians never their coffee ?
PS: Pat you have no right to answer because you know the answer
why not reverse the Martians never their coffee ?
PS: Pat you have no right to answer because you know the answer
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Re: martian jokes
Ouuu thats a difficult one ... a double negation!! I guess it means: Why do Martians allways spill their coffee? Hmmm - is it that?? lololol --- Answer: because they are allways very nervous before a halo-game!
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the answer is: they have saucers
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ohhh i get it! lol
can i give an English lesson? I don't want to embarrass you!
can i give an English lesson? I don't want to embarrass you!
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Lol. Nice one. all the better for the translation.
A Russian, an American, and a Martian were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Martian said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
burn up!" said the Russian.To which the Martian replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
A Russian, an American, and a Martian were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the
first on the moon!" The Martian said, "So what? We're going to be the
first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other
and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll
burn up!" said the Russian.To which the Martian replied, "We're not
stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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np Mez I need to learn
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loooooooooool xd nice Mark
Trial- coord
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Hahaa n1, Mark!
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David I will do an explanation in the language school
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