The 5 Word Game

and neither does sparky "Yuck

One day was a little Martian who got his tail
chopped off by a piece. The Martian cried and whimpered and his
spaceship was broke.
Lightyears away from home, he needed to
find a way to get his tail back but he had thrown it out of his banshee
when he saw masterchief digging with a shovel his grave. The Martian
then got his princess to go to get his golden sniper to paint it green
because it was masterchiefs favourite.
But the princess did not
want to find the tail, because Martians have a bad growl if you make
them eat chocolate chip ice cream, it gives them very bad stomach ache
that makes them shoot even better than before.
"I have to find it quckly or i'll fall into a yellow and pink spotted little
coma"
said Mez his sexy dream and began to fill his flying saucer with green
coffee beans and some yucky marzipan. But unknown to her was that
Martian tails are known to be quite naughty and only should be handled
whilst wearing rubber gloves.
The Cheese Monkeys came and made some lovely cheese sandwiches which the Martian's tail really loved too lick with his ankle.
Suddenly,
Eric appeared and his love for Martian tails left him completly
helpless and made him into a gloopy paste that Mez painted on.
As
the Martian walk onwards into the brilliant red sunset. Suddenly his
bottom burst alight, but he is fire proof, so it didn't hurt much.
Only the new tail, that he got was superfragilisticroflmao; and the first move he did was a flip backwards into a muddy puddle.
Over
and over coverd witha thin layer of cheese that was very moldy but, not
all was lost as Supergirl flew down and rescued masterchief who have
finished digging the Martian's grave.
He was then taken off to planet Zarg, where he had to do a very ugly mission to paint a brute's portrait.
While
he was busy painting a herd of cows came and all said moooooooooooooo"
together. This caused a butterfly effect scaring the little Martin
until he got into his banshee and he ate some cheese until it made him
feel much better. Then he saw his tail lying on the bruteportrait
looking like the tongue of the fabled holy cow. "I will find Holycow" said the martian, took his tail, re-attached it with
superglue and didn't realise it was stuck to his hand, how embarrassing!
It reminded him of the bad days, when his love was also in his hand usually trying to get money from his bottomless pocket of
eternal invisibility and infinite inaccessibility.
"Where is that holy cow when you need him?" asked the now very frustrated martian.
"I really need a hug !" But who would hug a Martian with his tail glued tight to his DTK finger? "i'll hug you" said sparky ! ! He set up his gasmask because the martian didn't shower and neither does sparky "Yuck!" He said and jumpet into

bat wrote:One day was a little Martian who got his tail
chopped off by a piece. The Martian cried and whimpered and his
spaceship was broke.
Lightyears away from home, he needed to
find a way to get his tail back but he had thrown it out of his banshee
when he saw masterchief digging with a shovel his grave. The Martian
then got his princess to go to get his golden sniper to paint it green
because it was masterchiefs favourite.
But the princess did not
want to find the tail, because Martians have a bad growl if you make
them eat chocolate chip ice cream, it gives them very bad stomach ache
that makes them shoot even better than before.
"I have to find it quckly or i'll fall into a yellow and pink spotted little
coma"
said Mez his sexy dream and began to fill his flying saucer with green
coffee beans and some yucky marzipan. But unknown to her was that
Martian tails are known to be quite naughty and only should be handled
whilst wearing rubber gloves.
The Cheese Monkeys came and made some lovely cheese sandwiches which the Martian's tail really loved too lick with his ankle.
Suddenly,
Eric appeared and his love for Martian tails left him completly
helpless and made him into a gloopy paste that Mez painted on.
As
the Martian walk onwards into the brilliant red sunset. Suddenly his
bottom burst alight, but he is fire proof, so it didn't hurt much.
Only the new tail, that he got was superfragilisticroflmao; and the first move he did was a flip backwards into a muddy puddle.
Over
and over coverd witha thin layer of cheese that was very moldy but, not
all was lost as Supergirl flew down and rescued masterchief who have
finished digging the Martian's grave.
He was then taken off to planet Zarg, where he had to do a very ugly mission to paint a brute's portrait.
While
he was busy painting a herd of cows came and all said moooooooooooooo"
together. This caused a butterfly effect scaring the little Martin
until he got into his banshee and he ate some cheese until it made him
feel much better. Then he saw his tail lying on the bruteportrait
looking like the tongue of the fabled holy cow. "I will find Holycow" said the martian, took his tail, re-attached it with
superglue and didn't realise it was stuck to his hand, how embarrassing!
It reminded him of the bad days, when his love was also in his hand usually trying to get money from his bottomless pocket of
eternal invisibility and infinite inaccessibility.
"Where is that holy cow when you need him?" asked the now very frustrated martian.
"I really need a hug !" But who would hug a Martian with his tail glued tight to his DTK finger? "i'll hug you" said sparky ! ! He set up his gasmask because the martian didn't shower and neither does sparky "Yuck!" He said and jumpet into

a bucket of very thick

One day was a little Martian who got his tail
chopped off by a piece. The Martian cried and whimpered and his
spaceship was broke.
Lightyears away from home, he needed to
find a way to get his tail back but he had thrown it out of his banshee
when he saw masterchief digging with a shovel his grave. The Martian
then got his princess to go to get his golden sniper to paint it green
because it was masterchiefs favourite.
But the princess did not
want to find the tail, because Martians have a bad growl if you make
them eat chocolate chip ice cream, it gives them very bad stomach ache
that makes them shoot even better than before.
"I have to find it quckly or i'll fall into a yellow and pink spotted little
coma"
said Mez his sexy dream and began to fill his flying saucer with green
coffee beans and some yucky marzipan. But unknown to her was that
Martian tails are known to be quite naughty and only should be handled
whilst wearing rubber gloves.
The Cheese Monkeys came and made some lovely cheese sandwiches which the Martian's tail really loved too lick with his ankle.
Suddenly,
Eric appeared and his love for Martian tails left him completly
helpless and made him into a gloopy paste that Mez painted on.
As
the Martian walk onwards into the brilliant red sunset. Suddenly his
bottom burst alight, but he is fire proof, so it didn't hurt much.
Only the new tail, that he got was superfragilisticroflmao; and the first move he did was a flip backwards into a muddy puddle.
Over
and over coverd witha thin layer of cheese that was very moldy but, not
all was lost as Supergirl flew down and rescued masterchief who have
finished digging the Martian's grave.
He was then taken off to planet Zarg, where he had to do a very ugly mission to paint a brute's portrait.
While
he was busy painting a herd of cows came and all said moooooooooooooo"
together. This caused a butterfly effect scaring the little Martin
until he got into his banshee and he ate some cheese until it made him
feel much better. Then he saw his tail lying on the bruteportrait
looking like the tongue of the fabled holy cow. "I will find Holycow" said the martian, took his tail, re-attached it with
superglue and didn't realise it was stuck to his hand, how embarrassing!
It reminded him of the bad days, when his love was also in his hand usually trying to get money from his bottomless pocket of
eternal invisibility and infinite inaccessibility.
"Where is that holy cow when you need him?" asked the now very frustrated martian.
"I really need a hug !" But who would hug a Martian with his tail glued tight to his DTK finger? "i'll hug you" said Sparky ! ! He set up his gasmask because the martian didn't shower and neither does Sparky "Yuck!" He said and jumped into a bucket of very thick custard which was next to the

nebula of sticky toffee pudding

"mmmmmmmmmmmm" said sparky as he

smiled, opened his mouth and

shouted out loud as a big

fat hairy caterpillar crawled out

"I don't remememer eating that"

but as he watched it

the Martian felt a stirring

Twas Fluffy pulling his tail

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, leave my tail alone"

... If you pull my tail

it shoots silver stars skywards

goes bang and then it

maybe could hurt me. So

Fluffy stopped and saw a

slightly used blow up doll

laying beside the road and

thought: this time i will

make sure i clean up

selling Martians blow up dolls

One day was a little Martian who got his tail
chopped off by a piece. The Martian cried and whimpered and his
spaceship was broke.
Lightyears away from home, he needed to
find a way to get his tail back but he had thrown it out of his banshee
when he saw masterchief digging with a shovel his grave. The Martian
then got his princess to go to get his golden sniper to paint it green
because it was masterchiefs favourite.
But the princess did not
want to find the tail, because Martians have a bad growl if you make
them eat chocolate chip ice cream, it gives them very bad stomach ache
that makes them shoot even better than before.
"I have to find it quckly or i'll fall into a yellow and pink spotted little
coma"
said Mez his sexy dream and began to fill his flying saucer with green
coffee beans and some yucky marzipan. But unknown to her was that
Martian tails are known to be quite naughty and only should be handled
whilst wearing rubber gloves.
The Cheese Monkeys came and made some lovely cheese sandwiches which the Martian's tail really loved too lick with his ankle.
Suddenly,
Eric appeared and his love for Martian tails left him completly
helpless and made him into a gloopy paste that Mez painted on.
As
the Martian walk onwards into the brilliant red sunset. Suddenly his
bottom burst alight, but he is fire proof, so it didn't hurt much.
Only the new tail, that he got was superfragilisticroflmao; and the first move he did was a flip backwards into a muddy puddle.
Over
and over coverd witha thin layer of cheese that was very moldy but, not
all was lost as Supergirl flew down and rescued masterchief who have
finished digging the Martian's grave.
He was then taken off to planet Zarg, where he had to do a very ugly mission to paint a brute's portrait.
While
he was busy painting a herd of cows came and all said moooooooooooooo"
together. This caused a butterfly effect scaring the little Martin
until he got into his banshee and he ate some cheese until it made him
feel much better. Then he saw his tail lying on the bruteportrait
looking like the tongue of the fabled holy cow. "I will find Holycow" said the martian, took his tail, re-attached it with
superglue and didn't realise it was stuck to his hand, how embarrassing!
It reminded him of the bad days, when his love was also in his hand usually trying to get money from his bottomless pocket of
eternal invisibility and infinite inaccessibility.
"Where is that holy cow when you need him?" asked the now very frustrated martian.
"I really need a hug !" But who would hug a Martian with his tail glued tight to his DTK finger? "i'll hug you" said Sparky ! ! He set up his gasmask because the martian didn't shower and neither does Sparky "Yuck!" He said and jumped into a bucket of very thick custard which was next to the nebula of sticky toffee pudding
"mmmmmmmmmmmm" said sparky as he smiled, opened his mouth and shouted out loud as a big fat hairy caterpillar crawled out
"I don't remememer eating that"
but as he watched it the Martian felt a stirring
Twas Fluffy pulling his tail
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, leave my tail alone"... If you pull my tail it shoots silver stars skywards goes bang and then it maybe could hurt me. So Fluffy stopped and saw a slightly used blow up doll laying beside the road and thought: this time i will make sure i clean up selling Martians blow up dolls to slightly kinky rusty robots