TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES

10. They ask for all their money in quarters.

9. They're not sure what season, or year it is.

8. They're best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life friends).

7. The electric company and the toy store sends them birthday cards.

6. Big falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt their dreams.

5. Their fingers twitch all the time.

4. When they are sick at home the change clerk at the arcade calls to see if they are all right.

3. They can play 2 player games by themselves.

2. Everyone at the arcade knows them by name.

1. Someone is reading this to them, 'cause they're too busy getting a new high score and can not be bothered.

11. The concept of eating troubles them.

nah not true .... as long as the pizza is delivered right next to them and within hand reach and cut into small bite sized pieces that can quickly be shoved into mouth between levels ..... or failing that a nice barley sugar will surfice

12. they Play World of Warcraft :S
THE END!!!!!!

13 : You think you are a Martian

naaa no13 dnt work pat
U are the Martian
XD

14: You have dreams about killing mobs and getting certain items so much that you forget what you actually have ingame - That is when I realised I played PW too much.

lol omg PW .... I suddenly realised that i was bored of killing 1000 mobs and farming for hours only to remember that actually you had one of those in the bank!

PW?
WHAT THE HELL IS PW?
Pound Wars?
Pound World?

Perfect World my dear ghost

ahhhh i think i have heard of it but im not to sure
:S

its a MMORPG, like WoW, but free to play, you can buy ingame gold, which is not essential, but somewhat needed in the higher levels. I have a lvl 71 archer, but dont play much anymore now

hmmm it sounds gd cuz its free but the ingame gold???
i think i'll stick 2 GW or FFXI (even though i havent been on FFXI for a while now and that u have 2 pay 4 it 2)

15. You are a cow who knows a martian that thinks he is human. Not only that but you think how polite Dell are for making a hoof friendly Qwerty keyboard, and you have a calf that is getting in your way of Halo time with his not stop addiction to Minecraft

PS. Minecraft is great fun!

16. you are a cow who knows a Martian that thinks he is human and you also know a ghost that looks like Baron Samedi on his avatar